My name is Sydney and I’m from New York. I consider myself an Amazon Prime connoisseur, which is probably why the only morning texts I receive are from my bank notifying me about my low balance. You’ll most likely find me in a Kangol bucket hat and sneakers, walking my Pomeranian, who happens to be on the verge of his big internet fame break. I’m obviously his momager, since I’m a content creator and social media junkie. Other than that, I spend most of my time befriending Uber drivers, telling them details of my life they didn’t ask for.


I’ll spare you those.